How great it is to finally be able to communicate with my fellow babies out there! To all my fans... kiss yourself, I love you!
Well, let me start off by saying I've been wanting a blog for a very LONG time. I actually made one the other day from a website (I won't mention names) that I was not impressed with. So today, with the help of my girl, Callie, I successfully created this beautiful thing. I am writing to sympathize, empathize, and simply relate to all the average teens out there just trying to survive life in the fast lane (or slow lane, whatever pace you prefer). So, for starters, I'd like to inform my readers that this blog is for all ages, but preferably teens from the ages of 15 to 18. But, like I said, if you're 50 years old, you are permitted to follow this as well. :) My goal is to speak for the public about daily issues we encounter, funny things that give us the ounce of hope needed to carry on, and/or fun facts we run across. Together, we will survive this beautiful mess...AKA life. :)
Let's get started, shall we?!
Surviving Teenhood Tip #1: Never spit pineapple in your friend's ear while driving.
Yes. The unthinkable happened today. So, my friend, Lindsey and I were driving home tonight from Sonic. Linds ordered a "pineapple island breeze" slushie. I told her to get a large so that I may try some. I mean, i was driving...so should'nt I get some type of tip?? Anyway, we pulled up to the drive thru and got the LARGE pineapple island breeze. On the ride home, I was sipping from Lindsey's drink and a pineapple chunk got caught in my straw. I sucked it up and kinda chewed it until I realized I didn't want to put in the labor of chewing a pineapple chunk. I looked over and Lindsey, and before I realized what I was doing, a huge pineapple chunk was embedded in her hair. (We were at a stoplight, might I add.) Because I had to drive, I had no time to react, so of course I did what we all do. When in doubt, laugh. So, as I was convulsing in the driver's seat, Lindsey is freaking out, but laughing at the same time (laughing is contagious)! As I'm innocently laughing and having the time of my life, a pineapple chunk of the same size makes its way across my nose and on my arm. Who knew the girl would get me back! I was driving her happy butt around for crying out loud! So of course, as I'm STILL dying laughing, I forget that my life is in danger. I called a truce with Linds and we were even. Little did we know though, that we could have endangered our lives. I was thankful that the pineapple chunk did not fly UP my nose, because if it did, my nasal passages would have become violently blocked, preventing me from breathing. Linds was also too hysterical (in laughter) to ever grab the wheel if needed. That's why Carrie Underwood says "Jesus Take the Wheel" instead of "Linds Take the Wheel".... hmmmm. We were both safe, though, and we are very thankful!
Well, that's our valuable tip of the day... a very crucial one to survive a very crucial life living as a teenager.
Until next time!!!
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